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The door of Scrooge’s counting-house was open that he might keep his eye upon his clerk，who，in a dismal little cell beyond，a sort of tank，was copying letters. Scrooge had a very small fire，but the clerk’s fire was so very much smaller that it looked like one coal. But he couldn’t replenish it，for Scrooge kept the coal-box in his own room；and so surely as the clerk came in with the shovel，the master predicted that it would be necessary for them to part. Wherefore the clerk put on his white comforter，and tried to warm himself at the candle；in which effort，not being a man of strong imagination，he failed.
“ A Merry Christinas，uncle！God save you！” cried a cheerful voice. It was the voice of Scrooge’s nephew，who came upon him so quickly that this was the first intimation he had of his approach.
“ Bah！” said Scrooge. “ Humbug！”
He had so heated himself with rapid walking in the fog and frost，this nephew of Scrooge’s，that he was all in a glow；his face was ruddy and handsome；his eyes sparkled，and his breath smoked again.
“ Christmas a humbug，uncle！” said Scrooge’s nephew. “ You don’t mean that，I am sure ？ ”
“ I do，” said Scrooge. “ Merry Christmas！What right have you to be merry ？ What reason have you to be merry ？ You’re poor enough.”
“ Come，then，” returned the nephew gaily. “ What right have you to be dismal ？ What reason have you to be morose ？ You’re rich enough.”
Scrooge，having no better answer ready on the spur of the moment，said，“ Bah！” again；and followed it up with “ Humbug”
“ Don’t be cross，uncle！” said the nephew.
“ What else can I be，” returned the uncle，“ when I live in such a world of fools as this ？ Merry Christmas！Out upon merry Christmas！What’s Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money；a time for finding yourself a year older，and not an hour richer；a time for balancing your books and having every item in ’em through a round dozen of months presented dead against you ？ If I could work my will，” said Scrooge indignantly，“ every idiot who goes about with ‘ Merry Christmas ’ on his lips，should be boiled with his own pudding，and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should！”
“ Uncle！” pleaded the nephew.
“Nephew！” returned the uncle sternly，‘‘keep Christmas in your own way，and let me keep it in mine.”
“ Keep it！” repeated Scrooge’s nephew. “But you don’t keep it.”
“Let me leave it alone，then，” said Scrooge. “ Much good may it do you！Much good it has ever done you！”
“ There are many things from which I might have derived good，by which I have not profited，I dare say，” returned the nephew—“Christmas among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time，when it has come round—apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin，if anything belonging to it can be apart from that—as a good time；a kind，forgiving，charitable，pleasant time；the only time I know of，in the long calendar of the year，when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely，and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave，and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore，uncle，though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket，I believe that it has done me good，and will do me good；and I say，God bless it！”
The clerk in the tank involuntarily applauded. Becoming immediately sensible of the impropriety，he poked the fire，and extinguished the last frail spark for ever.
“ Let me hear another sound from you，” said Scrooge，“ and you’ll keep your Christmas bylosing your situation！You’re quite a powerful speaker，sir，” he added，turning to his nephew. “ I wonder you don’t go into Parliament.，’
“ Don’t be angry，uncle. Come！Dine with us to-morrow.”
Scrooge said that he would see him—Yes，indeed he did. He went the whole length of that expression，and said that he would see him in that extremity first.
“ But why ？ ” cried Scrooge’s nephew. “ Why ？ ”
“ Why did you get married ？” said Scrooge.
“ Because I fell in love.”
“ Because you fell in love！” growled Scrooge，as if that were the only one thing in the world more ridiculous than a Merry Christmas. “ Good-afternoon！”
“Nay，uncle，but you never came to see me before that happened. Why give it as a reason for not coming now ？ ”
“ Good-afternoon，” said Scrooge.
“ I want nothing from you；I ask nothing of you；why cannot we be friends ？”
“ Good-afternoon，” said Scrooge.
“ I am sorry，with all my heart，to find you so resolute. We have never had any quarrel，to which I have been a party. But I have made the trial in homage to Christmas，and I’ll keep my Christmas humour to the last. So a Merry Christmas，uncle！”