CHAPTER FIFTEEN RABADASH THE RIDICULOUS(第3/4页)
King Lune was the kindest-hearted of men and on seeing his enemy in this regrettable condition he forgot all his anger.
"Your royal Highness," he said. "I am most truly sorry that things have come to this extremity. Your Highness will bear witness that it was none of our doing. And of course we shall be delighted to provide your Highness with shipping back to Tashbaan for the—er—treatment which Aslan has prescribed. You shall have every comfort which your Highness s situation allows: the best of the cattle-boats—the freshest carrots and thistles—"
But a deafening bray from the Donkey and a well-aimed kick at one of the guards made it clear that these kindly offers were ungratefully received.
And here,to get him out of the way,I d better finish off the story of Rabadash. He (or it) was duly sent back by boat to Tashbaan and brought into the temple of Tash at the great Autumn Festival, and then he became a man again. But of course four or five thousand people had seen the transformation and the affair could not possibly be hushed up. And after the old Tisroc s death when Rabadash became Tisroc in his place he turned out the most peaceable Tisroc Calormen had ever known. This was because, not daring to go more than ten miles from Tashbaan, he could never go on a war himself: and he didn t want his Tarkaans to win fame in the wars at his expense, for that is the way Tisrocs get overthrown. But though his reasons were selfish, it made things much more comfortable for all the smaller countries round Calormen. His own people never forgot that he had been a donkey. During his reign, and to his face, he was called Rabadash the Peacemaker, but after his death and behind his back he was called Rabadash the Ridiculous, and if you look him up in a good History of Calormen (try the local library) you will find him under that name. And to this day in Calormene schools, if you do anything unusually stupid, you are very likely to be called"a second Rabadash".
Meanwhile at Anvard everyone was very glad that he had been disposed of before the real fun began, which was a grand feast held that evening on the lawn before the castle, with dozens of lanterns to help the moonlight. And the wine flowed and tales were told and jokes were cracked, and then silence was made and the King s poet with two fiddlers stepped out into the middle of the circle. Aravis and Cor prepared themselves to be bored, for the only poetry they knew was the Calormene kind, and you know now what that was like. But at the very first scrape of the fiddles a rocket seemed to go up inside their heads, and the poet sang the great old lay of Fair Olvin and how he fought the Giant Pire and turned him into stone (and that is the origin of Mount Pire—it was a two-headed Giant) and won the Lady Liln for his bride;and when it was over they wished it was going to begin again. And though Bree couldn't sing he told the story of the fight at Zalindreh. And Lucy told again (they had all, except Aravis and Cor, heard it many times but they all wanted it again) the tale of the Wardrobe and how she and King Edmund and Queen Susan and Peter the High King had first come into Narnia.
And presently,as was certain to happen sooner or later, King Lune said if was time for young people to be in bed."And tomorrow,Cor,"he added,"shalt come over all the castle with me and see the estres and mark all its strength and weakness: for it will be thine to guard when I' m gone."
"But Corin will be the King then, Father," said Cor.
"Nay,lad," said King Lune, "thou art my heir. The crown comes to thee."
"But I don't want it," said Cor. "I'd far rather—"
"Tis no question what thou wantest,Cor,nor I either.' Tis in the course of law."
"But if we're twins we must be the same age. "
"Nay," said the King with a laugh. "One must come first.
Art Corin' s elder by full twenty minutes.And his better too, let' s hope,though that' s no great mastery."And he looked at Corin with a twinkle in his eyes.
"But, Father, couldn't you make whichever you like to be the next King ?"
"No. The king' s under the law, for it' s the law makes him a king. Hast no more power to start away from thy crown than any sentry from his post."
"Oh dear,"said Cor. "I don't want to at all. And Corin— I am most dreadfully sorry. I never dreamed my turning up was going to chisel you out of your kingdom."
"Hurrah ! Hurrah !" said Corin. "I shan't have to be King. I shan' t have to be King. I' ll always be a prince. It' s princes have all the fun."
"And that's truer than thy brother knows, Cor," said King Lune. "For this is what it means to be a king: to be first in every desperate attack and last in every desperate retreat, and when there' s hunger in the land (as must be now and then in bad years) to wear finer clothes and laugh louder over a scantier meal than any man in your land."
When the two boys were going upstairs to bed Cor again asked Corin if nothing could be done about it.And Corin said: